BlackPlastic's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pau Jumping Bean]

Has a mexican feel to it

THE GOOD
Very original Ill tell you that. Who would think of a jumping bean that goes around throwing heavy rocks on people. Well maybe a drunk guy but thats not the points. I like the names pau and fernando. Bonus points for that.

THE BAD
The white backfround will give you a lot of negative points and the drawings werent that graphically amazing either. Also it just plain didnt make much sense story wise. Sometimes randomness is funny but that was just a little weird.

IMPROVEMENTS
Put in a background.

Darkar responds:

Thanks a lot for the review, it's helpful. Well, I didn't really want to put a lot of work on this, it was just a gift for a fan, you should check my submission Just Another Weekend 2, and help me with a review like this. It looks like you have a little common sense and really help with this kind of reviews.

[Stick Short1]

A good stick movie

THE GOOD
The animation was smooth and easy to watch.(not to flashy) Very good for a stick movie. Better than a lot of non stick movies I have seen. And that crying at the end was absolutely priceless. I watched the wole thing again just to hear the crying baby.

THE BAD

Well you know....... Its a stick movie. I have to give you some negative points for that.

IMPROVEMENTS
Make a button that lets you hear the baby noise again. Priceless.

toxicbomb responds:

Great review! Thank you! :D

[Zelda: Heroic Rage 8]

A great non sprite link movie

THE GOOD
Awsome graphics. They just blew me away how hard you worked on the drawing alone. The anime style fit it well also. Congrats on daily third.

THE BAD
Zeldas hair was blond the last time I checked.

IMPROVEMENTS
Change Zeldas hair color.

SolidSacketh responds:

Thanks! THat was actually Malon from Lon lon ranch, she had red hair.

[SPL'T short]

dogs have 2 nipples

THE GOOD
Very funny. Especially in the dog strip joint when you had snoop and blue having a jolly old time. And well who doesnt love a talking dog. NOBODY thats who.

THE BAD
To many gradients used on the main charecter dog. Also if you didnt know dogs have two nipples like us. I would know I have a dog. The only animal I know with six nipples are pigs.

IMPROVEMENTS

Get rid of the six nipples and give the dog more solid colors.

spoojeman82 responds:

i appreciate the advice. btw, female dogs have 6 nipples. thank you.

[-cola-]

trippy

THE GOOD

Very nice anime style. I love chickens so you get some bonus points for that too. The drawing were also very good. Very very good. The animation was okay too although there wasnt much of it.

THE BAD

There was a white background in a lot of places. Didnt make much sense. Direct link to site.

IMPROVEMENTS

Get rid of the direct link and maybe make an indirect link. Make a little more sense and remove all the white backgrounds.

MoisesManzo responds:

i love chikens......even though i eat them.

[wade fulp vs. tokyo]

sucks...

but it has a good picture and I do hate wade and all...PLUSS...the music was good.
I have some questions though.
Does Wade pass out from not breathing.
How did Wade get that big.
How did Wade get super powers.
Why does the town not get damaged.
Who is that mysteriouse man.
Is he saying O M G or oh my god.
How long does he keep on saying it for.
What is the mysteriouse language he is speaking.
Does Wade ever kill him.
Does he have wife and kids.
Why are other people not running and screaming.
Why is the mysteriouse man not looking at the monster.
Thank you.

FLCLmonkey responds:

Wade has an invisible hose going down his throat to make it so he doesn't need to breathe.
He ate a mushroom
That's just his awful breath.
The town is being damaged, but its just the part you can't see
The mysterious man was a Japanese man walking by.
He is saying O M G
Forever
Japanese
Perhaps
A wife and 4 kids
Because they are off at a Barbecue.
Because there was a camera on him and it was his chance to be on international TV.

Thank you.

[Ask Al: "Meaning of Life"]

Do i need to go through the weird al thing again

Ask al is a coppy right on weirdal .com. Stop using the name weird al. This time I amtelling you THIS IS ILLEGAL. Oh ya. My name was changed but i am still the same guy who told you last.

NeptuneCircle responds:

Hey.

Weird Al's feature is called "Ask Al". It is a thing on his website where he answers 2 or 3 questions, on one day once a year for the past few years and more often before 2001.

This cartoon and series is called "Ask Al Pigioni" If you watch the movie or look at the title on our website, you will see this. Newgroudns as a size limit on titles so it is very hard to fit the full title, but in the movie itself and on our website, we use the full title ("Ask Al Pigioni").

If you Google the phrase "Ask Al", you will see that there are hundreds of things called "Ask Al". And by the way, no where on weirdal.com does it say that the title "Ask Al" is copy written.

If you happen to by a lawyer of Weird Al, feel free to contact us more officially by email. Otherwise I don’t see why you have a problem. If you want to yell at us anymore, feel free to email me.

[Bologna pants]

mmmmmmmm bologna

Are you so sure those pants are made of bologna. It could be a sausage cheese cargan, or even a salami stick. Anyway I still have one more question.... was that a big flying nose I saw or am I just smoking way to much crack.

Ushnor responds:

That was indeed a flying nose you saw, and, seeing as how I drew it, I can with some certainty that the pants are made of bologna.