BlackPlastic's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bbq-ish quest]

karuma doo schmupel

THE GOOD
Well its bbqbeefburgerman. It probably sucks but we will vote 5 and give him a dailly award anyway.

THE BAD
Its short and still sucks like most of your movies but I like you. You got moxy. You suckiest movies can pass.

Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

Hm i dont get it.

[-Apple- 4]

actually pretty funny

THE GOOD
The beggining had very good graphics. And I like the end. Stupid people will think its stupid offensive and doesnt deserve to be hear though.

THE BAD
THere was no real movie. Pluss it was obviouse because you made it seem like a trailer and everyone knows you couldnt live uop to that.

Pixl responds:

FINALLY an actuall review!

Thanks for your honest review, i appreciate it :)

[Bomberman: Unprovoked]

It was okay

THE GOOD
It had a nice feel to it. I like how bomberman is playing poker with all his bomber friends, You should make more like this.

THE BAD
The vioices were way to fricking quiet. And when I finally turned up the volume I found out the voice acting frickin sucked. And there wasnt even lipsinc.

RatBadger responds:

yea....my first flash, that might have something to do with it not being so great. dont have experience with putting in sounds so they sound dodgy and i cudnt record them any louder, or make them any louder in flash. also i dont think bombermen have mouths so thats y there is no mouth movement.

[Discrimination (a short)]

I actually thought it was funny

THE BAD
I liked the movie. The music was very fitting and you worded it like a real childrens books writer.

THE BAD
It actually made me laugh which I know was unintended. The graphics sucked. And when you made him get up why did you put the ground in the same blank keyframes because I saw the ground sort of shaking.

Will2k123 responds:

Thanks for the first part but you putthe bad then a good comment then the bad and a bad comment.

[Attack of Something!]

hmm

THE GOOD
An ok style of graphics and okay story.

THE BAD
Women usually wear bras so why could you see her nipps.

Eggie-Alex responds:

Oh, those are frozen peas.

[changing dis title again]

Super duper

THE GOOD
THe first movie to ever use piclownjew for good instead of evil. It actually had a story and was funny. I loved this movie. I hope you make more like this.

THE BAD
You used speakonia. Anyone who uses speakonia should die along with the cinese people.

retr0smash responds:

this movie is gay WHY ARE YOU REVIEWING 10 GOD FUCK YOU

[Mario is Lazy]

It was ok

THE GOOD
It was a nice sprite movie. The music was very well fit which is probably because you used mario music but its still a good thing. The jokes were pretty funny to. Good job.

THE BAD
When they were laying down only the but touched the ground. The rest was kind of levitating. It took place in one background which kind of got boring to.

Skutieos109 responds:

Ok, Thanks.

[Return Of Earthworm Jim]

It was nice

THE GOOD
It was nicely sprited and had a good story. I liked this movie. And who can honestly say they dont like earthworm jim. No one thats who.

THE BAD
The voice acting was horrid and so was the lipsinc.

shane-connor responds:

the voice acting will change in the next one.

[101WTKAMC collab]

It was nice

THE GOOD
I like collabs. It is always fun to see different kinds of drawing styles. A lot of the parts were good and fun to watch. The music was good to.

THE BAD
A lot of people mixed sprites with drawings which is a big nono. And like in all collabs there are some bad people. For instance. Mega mage and cookie clock royally sucked. I mean they were horrid. Absolutely horrid and it gave the rest of the movie a bad name.

spare-jello responds:

I understand Man, but they had to be in. Cookie-Clock was the creator, and Mega_Mcgee's part was pretty good. I'll admit it was alright, but Not everyone in a collab is the same level. That's what makes it a collab.

[Mario Gets Massive!]

I really liked it

THE GOOD
You sir have a talent for spriting. One of the best sprite movies I have ever seen. It had every thing to make a great sprite movie. I especially liked the V-cam effects though.

THE BAD
Mario is a very overused charecter when it comes to spriting.

JonBro responds:

The V-cam effects?
Actually, this is probably my first sprite movie NOT including the V-cam. Everything is tweened.

And about the fact that it's Mario:
This was for the New Super Mario Bros contest. It was basically a requirement that you included Mario. That's the reason I used Mario. That and the fact that he's the only character I can sprite very easily.

Thanks!