BlackPlastic's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[NG Assassin Ep3]

5

THE GOOD
This was one of the best movies I have seen this month. It was very funny and it moved realistlicly. Was that rotoscope? Had a great story to. I never even thought about Xing out of this one early. A great intro too. I love it when people make fun of the blam protect system. And I know if anyone should run it, it would be bitey. Great newground famouse music too. You had the super smash bros song. The elevator music song. The whole nine yards. Also you have great impressions. You sound just like jerry jackson and logo. I cant wait to see the next episode.

THE BAD
Way to anti newgrounds. Dont make fun of something I love. Also there was a lot of problems with your main charecter because of the rotoscop. He was always really bumpy and it set him apart way to much from everyone else, and he had no frickin face. Rotoscope made him look way to realistic. At some parts I had a hard time figuring out what was going on. And last of all when rotoscope man put on this solid mask but everything else was shaking and movie and it wasnt it looked very weird.

SirHappy666 responds:

One of the Best Movies this Month....

now I can die happy.

I really like the Main character, I like the way that he doesnt match the rest of the NG world.but this is the last Ng assassin I'll make, It just takes too long to animate the main character, even at 19fps it takes ages to do 10 seconds worth of movement.

Thanks for the Great review and I love the Dog with the face picture

[Oh Shit!]

3

THE GOOD
It was a pretty entertaining movie. It had great music to go with it. I love it when there is happy music in a very not happy movie. I like how everthing was kind of constantly shaking. I like that effect cause it makes it look like you work really hard. Pretty funny to. He trys to give love but he gets none back. Cant wait for number 2.

THE BAD
It was pretty short. I really liked this movie and it would be a lot better if it was a lot longer. Also the graphics could have been a lot better. There was no reall shading or anything. Just a bunch of boring old people with boring old colors. Also that shadow wasnt necesary. I think the movie would be better without it. It was to gradientish.

artville responds:

Thanks for long and great review.. Appreciating you taking the time to review :D I was kinda noobish when i made it so graphics will be better in future movies,... :D

[Lost in the Head]

5

THE GOOD
The graphics were nothing less than astounding. The animation was perfect and smooth. You have really gfot a talent hear. I loved the yellow rotting skin on everybody. The whole movie was grose but in a way oh so satisfying. It made me squeamish when the guy was stabbing himself in the eye but for some reason it invigerated me. Ands it even had some great bloody seens in there like in the end when he fell head first into the meat grinder or whatever.

THE BAD
Well it definantly didnt move realisticly. Probably cause it didnt have much fbf. That was just a minor setback though. Also at the beggining at the preloader/play button even though that arrow was flashing I had a hard time finding the play button. Maybe you should have either made it more obviouse or make the arrow sollid.

~review request club~

Catoblepas responds:

It seems my job to gross people here is done.

Thanks for the review.

[Deformables Zombie War]

5

THE GOOD
An outstanding flash. One of the best I have seen today. It had a nice and high framerate. That made it look more realistic and smoother and easier on the eye. Great animation too. Everything was unexpected and the movie kept you on the edge of your seat. My favrite part was when his leg was veing furociously eaten off. But what was really great was the sound. I dont mean the music even though that was good but the sound FX. Thats something that newgrounds always passes by because it seems so natrual. You had everything. The gun cock the clip coming out of the gun. The unloaded gun shot and the 2 loaded gun shots. It was all great.

THE BAD
Well lets see here. It obviouse that you didnt draw those backgrounds. But I say if your not going to draw the backgrounds then import them right. The way you did it, it made it look like you drew it with the friggin paintbrush. Go to like photoshop or something and enlarge the picture before import it. That will solve a lot of problems. Also if you trace the bitmap try doing it 100 by 100 instead of 100 by 1 like a lot of people do to save filesize. I mean who seriously cares about filesize.

[Breck Dancing Stick]

3

THE GOOD
It was one of the better stick animations I will tell oyu that. Definantly entertaining to. It was very smooth and pretty creative to. I liked the hip hop ghetto kids in the background to. They were funny. You had some nice pimpin moves in here to. And the part when the water came down from the sky was good for a quick laugh. And the yellow head next to the overused clear white head I liked. It gave the movie a kind of style. Also great roadrunner joke. I love those sign things.

THE BAD
Well for one thing it was a stick movie. No one can honestly say they would rather have a stick movie then a regular person movie. Mostly because most of the times like on this flash their arms are so skinny you can barely see them through the background. And this movie could have definantly been longer. I liked this movie a lot. Its a shame it had to be so short. Also that matt well......didnt look like a matt. It looked like a light blue circle. You should put a black outline and some black curvey lines on it to make it look more like a matt.

[E-BIZA pt2]

5

THE GOOD
This was a great overall movie. It had awsome graphics. The backgrounds were absolutely astonishing and was complimented by okay animation. It definantly had a good story. All DJs do have way to high of egos and we hate them for that. It was long to.

THE BAD
some of the animation could have been a lot smoother. Pluss the computer was kind of cracking up because of all the comotion in the movie. Also all those weirdo shapes and bright colors almost gave me a sezuire.

[Resident Onion]

5

THE GOOD
This was a great parody of the great resident evil series. It was pretty acurate too. Some of my favrite seens reenacted by onions. My favrite part was when leons like just take a few steps forward and she steps on the trap and leons like "Ooooooh nooooo" I rmemeber that oh no. Good times good times. The graphics and background were pretty good to. Nice animation also.

THE BAD
You made it to robotchickenish with the whole static thing. I hate it wen people do that. And your static didnt even move. It just made noise with one frame. It could have been longer to.