BlackPlastic's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kickass Dungeon]

it pretty bad but...

I still have a few questions.
Were they sticks or circles.
What were the lines judding out of there heads.
How did the man teleport the other man.
Why when the man was out of the sastle he was really bid compared to it.
Why was there lava.
Who put the lava there.
What does leik mean.
Who wrote I leik boobs.
Who was that man chasing you.
Why when he touches you, you die. (does he have the death touch)
Why is the game hard.
Why don't I get the story.
Why are boxers better than widey- tideyes.
WHY IS YOUR MOM A WHORE!

Crusty-Wiwuh responds:

They were circles- on the ending cinematic it shows u a pic of them front onwards.

The lines were their noses. That was pretty obvious.

The man was a wizard. It does tell you that.

The first scene isn't to scale. it's just a representation.

There was lava becasue the person who built the castle thought that lava would be good defence.

The dude who built the castle put the lava there of course!

leik is internet talk for like. surely that's guessable- it's common knowlege.

I don't know who wrote I leik boobs, maybe it was one of the guards, maybe it was the guy who built the castle- does it matter?

The people chase you becasue they are guarding the treasure. They don't know who you are and assume that you are trying to steal it.

You don't necissarily die when they touch you- maybe it just fades out and they grab you and stab you with a knife- you can't see it.

It wouldn't be much good if it wasn't chalenging. Only young gamers and immature people play games so they can win. What's the point in playing if it's too easy? there's no satisfaction in it!

You don't get the story becasue you are a dumbass. it's really quite simple- your wizard friend teleports you to a castle so you can retreive some treasure and get rich.

What the fuck is a widey tidey? Why is that relevent? You are retarded.

MY MUM ISN'T A WHORE! LOL!
You obviously have no common sense, no imagination and no life. Do yourself a favour and get off Newgrounds. NG doesn't like middle school kids.

[The Gaming Certificate]

twas asi asi

It was very unique but the graphics sucked tits.
Why was sonic in mario world.
Why did you use video encorder.
Why was the waterfall not falling.
Why did knuckles want to kill sonic if he failed.
What is Athens 2004.
WHY IS YOUR MOM A WHORE.

SepirothX responds:

athens 2004 is the olympics i dont know what video encoder is i cant make the water fall ldfknglkdfnhlk

[Naval Strike]

awsome totally awsome

Your amazing. Your asstounding. Your on a rocket to the moon.

This is definantly going on my favorites.

[Bullet Bill]

It was good but...

...I HATE SPRITE FLASHESSSSSSSSSS. I really hate them. They dont require any artistic skill what so ever and I dont think nintendo would approve of it. The game was pretty good though but if you want to make it better make it a little less mother frickin hard. At least give me 3 lives because I gave up after trying to beat level 1-1 20 times.

Psycosis91 responds:

Considering I could've made this with drawings very easily, and it's a game the main effort is on the script. I'm curious. You say you hate sprite flashes and you are entitled to your opinion. But, would you hate a flash movie if every single sprite is 100% customly made by the author, since he himself used his artistic skill to make the sprites? ...I'm just curious.

[Firewall WXP]

pretty good

It got very very very repetitive after a while. Try to add a variety by adding power ups and different weapons to make the game different. Also add more poppup thingys. Make them funny to keep us interested.

XBigTK13X responds:

Thanks for the ideas, but there already are powerups =p.

[Thursday Thirteen]

Clever

Very clever. I would of never known how to make this or just plain think of the idea. If it gets blammed that would suck since I like it. Next time you should add some music and add some more levels definantly. That will make it a lot better.

Tigersan responds:

I am thinking about making one of these per week. Maybe in a year, I can create an application in the likes of "photo hunt."

[Chicken DEMO]

its ok

To make it better you should add color and make the chickin boy move faster. Im sure chickin boy would be delighted to know hes faster than the non chickin boy counter parts.

[Noodle Fury!]

wahooooo awsome score

my high score was 3600.

[Newgrounds SIM v 1.2]

weeee i beat the game

if anyone is wondering the secret you get from all the stickers is debug mode where you can start the game with as many cool point intelegence flash skill bbs post reviews money everything. even start out as a mod or an affiliate.

[2D Boxing]

too simple

i just kept clicking on the people and i won with like 90 hp left. dont yous clicking next time and next try using keybord controls for attacks and dodges to put variety and skill into the game.