BlackPlastic's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Get your WHISTLE handy!]

It was fun

THE GOOD
A very nice concept you have here. It was very fun to play. Also very interactive how you had to choose whats wrong with it or let it slide.I hope to see a sequel.

THE BAD
You used the same whistle options for the reviews as you did with the flash which didnt make much sense. This game should have been whistled for showing that picture of the sawed off penis.

[1Hoss Karts]

very fun

THE GOOD
This one was very nice. I loved the 3D graphics and movement. It reminded me much of mario kart. A pretty good level design and when you went into the grass it slowed you down which was a smart thing to add.

THE BAD
The quality of the graphics were very bad. It looks like you took screenshots of mario kart and used that it wass so bad. Also the Charecter design and other 3D models were horendous. Also there was no sound.

[Object Avoider]

So many things wrong with this

THE GOOD
It was very smooth and I like car driving games so this was another one to add to my collection. And you did die on some object.

THE BAD
You could drive right over most walls and most obsticals. And sometimes you would die for no reason. And another thing is that when you got to the end you would go under the finish thing instead of over it.

ELFERRETO responds:

yeah, you go under the finish thing because it is like a transporter to the next level

[Space Jack]

A very fun game

THE GOOD
Some very nice 3D graphics. A very fun game to play to. I may come back and play this game every now and again. It reminded me of galaga kind of which is a compliment because galaga is one of my favrite games.

THE BAD
It moved very slow which made it a little less fun to play and a little less skill to play. It got repetitive. There was only one kind of gun and no bombs which made it take less skill to play.

[HuntCopter (v1.03)]

Very fun to play

THE GOOD
A very fun game to play. I liked the concept having to drop people into a horses basket. Simple but very fun to play. You even got some little enemies to mess you up.

THE BAD
The people were stick figures first of all. Second of all nothing ever changed in the stages until stage 15. And last of all no one was controling the horse.

ClassParody responds:

The people are too small to be animated characters, so sticks are the best choice if it's from a distance, but complaint noted. Because nothing ever happens until stage 15 (except speed up and clouds) you get the chance to skip the first part. And about the horse... I honestly have no idea why I didn't think that, but let's call it humor, because I laughed when I realized that just now.

[Crazy Squash]

I really liked this one

THE GOOD
I liked the way the paddle wasnt just on a fixed path. It had some moving space. Nice physics and pretty good graphics. Some good level designs and an over all great game.

THE BAD
It had no music and that is something important to flashes and there score. Also sometime you would end up in almost endless loops of your ball hitting the same thing again and again. Also I didnt like the fact that I had to press space when I was done.

trig1 responds:

thanks for the in detail review, ill work on it!

[Enter The Maze!]

Iy got better with time

THE GOOD
The levels got hardas time went on and I like my games hard so thats good. The animation before you start the levels was a little fun to watch too. Different than most maze games.

THE BAD
There wasnt any music for the most part and if there was I couldnt hear it. On the first 4 levels and level 8 the end was right next to you. You should test the game first to make sure that doest happen. The graphics werent very good and once you got to the late levels the animation where the level was being made got very long.

[Honey Bear]

many flaws

THE GOOD
I like pacman and since this is the exact same thing as pacman I guess I kinda like it. It had everything that generally makes a pacman game.

THE BAD
Some flaws in your levels design. At the bottom of the level in the corners where there powerups are if there is no powerup in there and a ghost is coming at you then your screwed. Also the noises sucked so much ass and were anoying. Especially the stupid pac noise cause I heard it so often.

[Waka Laka Dodge Deluxe]

it wasnt very good

THE GOOD
The game was fairly long which is something you look for in every game or movie.

THE BAD
That stupid fucking rail was the worst idea any noob could ever think of putting in a movie or game. If you are smart you will take the trail out and quick. Pluss the game was close to impossible and you were running away from black squares. And you have the most noob thing to ever be used in flash. The rainbow gradient. Please no more versions.

Jimtopia responds:

HEY I'M PROUD OF THIS F*CKIN' THING BECAUSE I MADE IT WITHOUT ACTIONSCRIPT AND I WORKED MY ASS OF MAKIN' IT, SO SHUT THE F*CK UP ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT I CAN MAKE ANYMORE VERSIONS!!!