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[Unfinished Shite]

voted 5

THE GOOD
This was a really awsome movie. If I was the maker of the SHADES OF PURPLE collab I would totally let you in. There was great zooming and special effects. Great music and smooth music changes and I just loved how everything was purple. Gave it a style. You should finish it because I really like it.

THE BAD
Well just to point out. In a when you are putting blood in a shade of purple it would be a dark shade of purple. But definantly not white. Also what is shite. If you mean shit it is spelled the way I just spelled it. Oh yea. And its unfinished.

ZekeyJr responds:

fuck off

[Diceman and Cluppo 2]

voted 1

THE GOOD
I like claymations. I guess this was an okaay was. I dont know how hard it is to make a stop motion so I will give you a few pity points. And I like the charecters and the way you changed there facial expressions was cool.

THE BAD
Like in a lot of stopmotion the camera unintentionally knd of shift places in the middle of the movie. And I had a hard time figuring out what this was about. I dont know if I had to watch the first to understand but still that would be no excuse. And one more thing. It was way to short. Try and make the next one longer.

Zombie-clock-monkey responds:

Thx, I'm working on the next one now, and yes it will be longer.

[Book-Man Episode 1]

voted 1

THE GOOD
Well it was pretty long. And a nice thing makeing fun of superhero things. And at least you had voice acting.

THE BAD
You sound like a prepubescent 10 year old. And you are talking ten times to close to the microphone. Talk far away from the microphone and it will sound a lot better. And the graphics sucked. Most had no arms. How stupid is that for something that is barely even animated. And why the hell did you pipsince over their smiles. The smiles are supposed to be on the same layer you lip sinc on. And the lip sinc wasnt even good.

CustardCartoonsInc responds:

Thank you, even though you were very harsh i do admire your constructive criticism. I hope you know this toon was made a year ago before i had any good (flash) talent... if you call it that, anyhoo, i have 4 more episodes (Episode 5 in the making), so check them out!

[No sleep]

voted 5

THE GOOD
Wow really nice flash. This was pretty much the story of my life. You had a lot of clever jokes in here. I like how the water was dropping then anvils and stuff were dropping and explosions happened. And antarctica was pretty funny. Great sound effects in this ovie too. I like that alarm clock noise for who knows why.

THE BAD
There wwere a lot of graphic problems with this movie. Lets get strait to it. The graphics just plain werent good. It looks like you drew them with the mouse. And there was to many lines used. That really doesnt look good. And there wasnt enough shading in the backgrounds. Like in the bathroom it was just a solid white and off white. And last of all what the hell were those lumps in the bed.

MrRogersColostomyBag responds:

Thanks man a proper and well written review

[TANKMEN: Target Practice]

voted 4

THE GOOD
It was funny. The funniest part was when bill cosby bit the dust. I loved how he was giving a lecture when his head just blew up. And it was funny when the chinese man combusted too.

THE BAD
Well I hate tankman parodys. Mostly because they have the same graphics backgrounds and even frickin lipsinc. And the voices were to quiet so that when you turned up the sound the bazooka would explode in your ears.

fadedshadow responds:

that chinese man was jimmy stewart lol. the famous bridge scene from its a wonderful life, except this time it had a tank blow the shit out of him hehe.

[Megallo Waits For A Bus]

voted 2

THE GOOD
It was okay. I like them mideval fantasy creatures and what do you know this had one.; I liked the intro too. It was pretty pimp. Some okay fbf animation to. And I guess it was okay funny.

THE BAD
It wasnt laugh out loud funny. And there were a lot of other flaws. Like when you did the overview of him it looked so incredibly stupid its not even funny. And last of all what the hell was this supposed to be about. I mean wtf. I dont get it.

lesserdemons responds:

Thanks for your input. Hey, I know it wasn't the funniest thing in the history of animation -- I just wanted to produce _something_ while teaching myself Flash.

And what was it about ... um ... er ... some demons are just too big to ride the bus. Tragic, but true. <g>

[FBF test]

4

THE GOOD
You got some pretty smooth fbf skillz. I can imagine you making a full movie useing all your fbf knowledge and getting a great score. The charecters were cute and I liked the randomness. I hope to see more from you in the near future.

THE BAD
I really hate white backgrounds on mkovies. I dont care how good they are I just hate white backgrounds. Also there were to much movieclips but I know that would have been impossibally hard without movieclips.

Neked responds:

Thank you for your kind words. and sorry for the white background, really the only thing I thought would fit.