3
THE GOOD
There was definantly a lot of good music presented in this flash. You had system of a down in there to so that has to be some bonus points. And you did map out a teenage sticks life pretty acurately. I hope to see more from, you.
THE BAD
The sound quality could have definantly better. And I still have to point out that it was made with sticks even though you ment to. And the .gif pictures werent necesary. They looked weird along with all the solid colors.
Uh there was no system of a down, only brreaking benjamin "evil angel" at start, rob zombie "scum of the earth" at middle and dope "debbonaire" at end.
3
THE GOOD
It was an okay medley of animations. It was fast paced and full of action. Sometimes the pictures were so random I laughed out loud. I mean what was with those smiley face balls:) I hope to see a sequel or something from this. Also I liked the end noise from bbq at the creds.
THE BAD
It could have definantly been longer. Also that music really hurt my ears. It sounded like it was looping over itself. Also the ending was stupid and unprofessional and definantly not necesary. And I think I almost got a sezuire from this.
Yeah, i'll use much diffrent music if I ever make another Cool Things movie.
3
THE GOOD
A very nice flash. I like these photoshop movies making fun of celebrities. You had a pretty good goerge bush impression to. A lot of it was funny. Like that porno joke. Lolz. And I love that monkey face picture of dubya with his lips puckered.
THE BAD
You stalled a lot during the peach for one thing. Another thing is that when he turned his head and stuff his hair and skin color would change for some reason. And when he was being hit with a stick since there was no sound effects for it, I didnt actually feel the hit.
4
THE GOOD
It was a very nice saw parody. I love the saw parodys because saw is my favrite movie. It had some funnyniss in it like when he went through all the signs and he didnt know what to do and then its like "use the damn key" hehehehe funny. I like those screams too.
THE BAD
Well in saw usually the way to get out is by hurting yourself. That was purley based on skill. Also the graphics were a little to simple for me. And every thing seemed to be made out of a line and a circle.
5
A TIP OF THE HAT
It was a great movie. It had absolutely astounding graphicss. A great story to. How can you not like looking at a half dead hooker with her brains showing out of the top of her head. And there was coffe. Lots of coffe. My favorite breakfest blend I hope. And it had some very nice voiceacting and okay lipsinc for something that has a mouth comeing diagnoly out of his head.
A WAG OF THE FINGER
You totally ripped the whole world and ideas off of salad fingers. Everything looked way to salad fingery. And you know it. Also it got kimda of boring because nothing was really happening exept for when the people got shot at the store. And how can you live with yourself throwing a cement block at a helpless women just for your scross dreasing pleasure.
5
THE GOOD
That was really freaking funny dude. One of the best animations I have ever seen. Surprised I am saying this about your first flash. You dont need great graphics. This was good because it had some of the funniest diolaugue I have heard all year. You even pointed out the bad things about your flash. Now that takes guts. Also the end was very actioony.
THE BAD
The people had no legs for one thing and never actually moved their bodies. A horrible attempt at tweening mouths. And the graphics are defiantly not very good. Oval shaped heads. What were you thinking. Also the end was much to loud. Maybe a little to actiony. I know since its been 5 years since you have made a flash but I still hope you make another one. Or that you even still use newgrounds.
4
THE GOOD
It was a well executed flash. I can see you worked pretty hard on it seeing as how long it is. I like things making fun of halo too. It just has so many things to make fun of. Pluss you had all those great thing that we remember from halo like the needler. The electricity after you get hit. I hope to see more like this.
THE BAD
Well why were the heads so huge. I dont think it looks like that on halo. Also what was with the voices. They were so quite. And try not to eat the microphone next time. It didnt have enough action either. I ended up get bored really fast.
2
THE GOOD
It was a pretty funny movie. Some okay fbf when you did have it like the hair blowing in the wind and when his face turned evil and the pie splatting. It actually made me laugh. I thought it was a good idea just having to fat wanabe jugalos throw pies at eachother viciously. I dont even want to know where you got the idea from. And it had a replay button. Just thought I should point that out.
THE BAD
Definantly not the best graphics. Everyone was seethrough for one thing. Thats especially not a good idea when you have a black background. It is kind of hard to see them. Pluss it was short. Cant be having such a good movie so short. And just to point out that pie looked like a splatting pile of skeet.
0
THE GOOD
Well it was almost funny how bad this was. I can tell you were making such a bad movie as a joke and that you can do much better than this. And it had some random things. Random things are usually funny. I actually lolled because of all these things passing by so fast.
THE BAD
I am going to vote zero because this definantly does not deserve to be in the portal. The only reason it got in is because back in 2001 the people of the portal were a lot more leniant. And just to tell you that thing that said loading wasnt even a loading screen. You just wrote loading to make it seem like you made a loading screen. Also what was with the gradients. No one uses gradients for blood. Actually no one uses gradients for anything in a good movie.
4
THE GOOD
It was a nice flash bahmut. I like all of your flashes because you have a great style with your non clock speakonia voices and your tweened graphics. This one was a pretty good one. How can you not love a movie with a lemonparty referance.
THE BAD
Well it definantly wasnt the most graphically pleasing movie. Also the main charecters voice was much to high pitched. I had a very hard time hearing what he was saying. Its a good thing you had subtitles or I would have no idea what was going on.
"THE GOOD"
Thanks! And the answer to the last sentece, Graham cannot love a movie with a Lemonparty reference, but if it has Goatse, then he'll love it. But if it had both, then I think he'll go angry.
"THE BAD"
I didn't think of having Graham that high of a pitch voice, but quite high if I was using my voice.
Thanks for reviwing blackplastic.
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