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[Target Precision X]

A good shooter

THE GOOD
Very on the spot shooter. Worked perfectly. There was never any stall or framerate problem which made it easy to play. It had many gamemodes for long lasting fun and a hardness picker for those not as good at playing games as others.

THE BAD
Some of the text was highlightable which wasnt exactly necesary.

IMPROVEMENTS
Make a better gunshot noise or even add choices of guns.

TDxiii responds:

Thanks!
i knew about the highlightable text right when id finished it and really couldnt be botherd to change it.
your the only one who's noticed shhh!!

[A Time to Kill]

blood is funny

THE GOOD

Very nice graphics and animation. The blood and gore had a very nice art style too. Many choices to choose from made it last. The menu screen worked perfectly and was visually pleaseing.

THE BAD

There are a lot of games like this. Yours doesnt really stand out that much. Also it kinda got repetitive haveing to kill the same guy.

IMPROVMENTS

Add more choices of deaths and people to kill. Make the guy look scared like he knows hes going to die because your guy kinda looked like he was smiling.

demoninabottle responds:

thanks for the constructive critism. Ng needs more reviewers like you!

[Master Yodas Magic 8 Ball]

another 8 ball

THE GOOD

Ummmmm voice acting.

THE BAD

Another 8 ball game but you dont even get to write something in. Also the graphics were boring and free of a background.

IMPROVEMENTS

Add a background and something you can write in. Or maybe even choose between diferent star wars charecters.

BONUS POINTS

Yoda is awsome.

kennsj responds:

I think you get exactly what's indicated in the description. If you didn't want to play with a Yoda Magic 8 Ball, maybe you shouldn't have viewed a submission called "Master Yoda's Magic 8 Ball".

Thanks for reviewing.

[penguin feast v.2]

Not to be compared to fishy

THE GOOD

I love penguins and Im sure everyone else does. The playout of fishy is very fun

THE BAD

To much like fishy. Bad penguin graphics. And what really got me was the music had NOTHING to do with the movie. You dont just put in good music. You put in music that fits your flash. (usually from the audio portal)

IMPROVEMENTS

Change the music and do somethin to make it not an exact copy of fishy.

kingmarsh2022 responds:

the reason i made the game is cuz my favorite animal is a penguin

[Kickass Dungeon]

it pretty bad but...

I still have a few questions.
Were they sticks or circles.
What were the lines judding out of there heads.
How did the man teleport the other man.
Why when the man was out of the sastle he was really bid compared to it.
Why was there lava.
Who put the lava there.
What does leik mean.
Who wrote I leik boobs.
Who was that man chasing you.
Why when he touches you, you die. (does he have the death touch)
Why is the game hard.
Why don't I get the story.
Why are boxers better than widey- tideyes.
WHY IS YOUR MOM A WHORE!

Crusty-Wiwuh responds:

They were circles- on the ending cinematic it shows u a pic of them front onwards.

The lines were their noses. That was pretty obvious.

The man was a wizard. It does tell you that.

The first scene isn't to scale. it's just a representation.

There was lava becasue the person who built the castle thought that lava would be good defence.

The dude who built the castle put the lava there of course!

leik is internet talk for like. surely that's guessable- it's common knowlege.

I don't know who wrote I leik boobs, maybe it was one of the guards, maybe it was the guy who built the castle- does it matter?

The people chase you becasue they are guarding the treasure. They don't know who you are and assume that you are trying to steal it.

You don't necissarily die when they touch you- maybe it just fades out and they grab you and stab you with a knife- you can't see it.

It wouldn't be much good if it wasn't chalenging. Only young gamers and immature people play games so they can win. What's the point in playing if it's too easy? there's no satisfaction in it!

You don't get the story becasue you are a dumbass. it's really quite simple- your wizard friend teleports you to a castle so you can retreive some treasure and get rich.

What the fuck is a widey tidey? Why is that relevent? You are retarded.

MY MUM ISN'T A WHORE! LOL!
You obviously have no common sense, no imagination and no life. Do yourself a favour and get off Newgrounds. NG doesn't like middle school kids.

[The Gaming Certificate]

twas asi asi

It was very unique but the graphics sucked tits.
Why was sonic in mario world.
Why did you use video encorder.
Why was the waterfall not falling.
Why did knuckles want to kill sonic if he failed.
What is Athens 2004.
WHY IS YOUR MOM A WHORE.

SepirothX responds:

athens 2004 is the olympics i dont know what video encoder is i cant make the water fall ldfknglkdfnhlk

[Bullet Bill]

It was good but...

...I HATE SPRITE FLASHESSSSSSSSSS. I really hate them. They dont require any artistic skill what so ever and I dont think nintendo would approve of it. The game was pretty good though but if you want to make it better make it a little less mother frickin hard. At least give me 3 lives because I gave up after trying to beat level 1-1 20 times.

Psycosis91 responds:

Considering I could've made this with drawings very easily, and it's a game the main effort is on the script. I'm curious. You say you hate sprite flashes and you are entitled to your opinion. But, would you hate a flash movie if every single sprite is 100% customly made by the author, since he himself used his artistic skill to make the sprites? ...I'm just curious.

[Firewall WXP]

pretty good

It got very very very repetitive after a while. Try to add a variety by adding power ups and different weapons to make the game different. Also add more poppup thingys. Make them funny to keep us interested.

XBigTK13X responds:

Thanks for the ideas, but there already are powerups =p.

[Thursday Thirteen]

Clever

Very clever. I would of never known how to make this or just plain think of the idea. If it gets blammed that would suck since I like it. Next time you should add some music and add some more levels definantly. That will make it a lot better.

Tigersan responds:

I am thinking about making one of these per week. Maybe in a year, I can create an application in the likes of "photo hunt."

[Armor Heroes]

mmmmmmm cornbeaf

hmmm this is pretty good. it shouldnt be so repetitive. the variety factor in this game is like watching 3 gay guys eat pudding. other than that its vary well made. i think this might be a $250 winner.

oh sorry for scarring your mind with the whole gay pudding thing.

Toccuma responds:

0_o'